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25th November 2009

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アッサッシーノ!





this is a really fucking hard song for me to tear myself away from holy shit

(Formaggio)
sou ichibante ore ga HORUMAJIO
soshiki no shikyuku nante na kore MAJI yo
kuruma ni norikonde odoshi kouka nee na shouga nee na
HANPA nee RITORU FIITO

(Illuso)
kagami no sekai e SUTANPIIDO
FANTAJII ya MERUHEN janai ze
MAN IN ZA MIRAA ni wa kanawanai ze
IRUUZO teki nya kyoka orinai ze

(Pesci)
IKAsu MAN MOONI ore ga PESSHI
tada zenshinzenrei de zenshin
tsriuageta emono inochigoi wa NO!
kore BIICHI BOOI da

(Prosciutto)
sou! sore ga orera no ryuugi
GUREItoFURU DEDDO no kanaderu yuugi
PUROSHUUTO kougi
“bukkorosu to omottara SUDEni koudou wa owatte’nda” iijou!

(Formaggio, Illuso, Pesci, Prosciutto)
HO! iku zo! kono ude kono kokoro de
sore zecchou! orera no IITOKORO de
shitomete baby sonomama soshiki wa dare no MONO?
Yeah! mohan kaitou “sore wa orera” ASSASSIINO!

(Melone)
HAAI ORE MERONE HAI kore erande
ai wakeataete tsukurimasen ka?
high ni nari gachi na BEIBI FEISU
komatta mono da yo DI MOORUTO

(Ghiaccio)
kinou bi to zoukei bi kanesonaechatte
HOWAITO ARUBAMU wa fujouri to
nattoku iku made tatakaimasu tomo
GIACCHO toujou mite na yo KASU domo

(Risotto)
katsu tomo makeru tomo mieme ga tatsu tomo
okuridasu ore kotoba wa itsudemo
“sono buji o inotte iru”
nante migatte ni negatte’ru CHIIMU no (RII-DAA)
onozomi to areba ore mo deyou
METARIKA tsurete misetsukeyou
RIZOTTO hikiiru kono ansatsu CHIIMU o

(Melone, Ghiaccio, Risotto)
HO! iku zo! kono ude kono kokoro de
sore zecchou! orera no IITOKORO de
shitomete baby sonomama soshiki wa dare no MONO?
Yeah! mohan kaitou “sore wa orera” ASSASSIINO!

(Sorbet and Gelato)
SORUBE and JERAATO futari no DJ
kokoni tsudou warera kibun mo ii ze
deban koso sukunai oretachi dakedo
konin(?) sorotte HAIWAN CHIIMU dakara
(MAJI saikyou MAJI saikyou) nante
hara kara koe dashi kou kouka harakara
BOSU taoseru wa sushita taka dakara
saigo no SABI made hibike CLAP CLAP

HO! iku zo! kono ude kono kokoro de
sore zecchou! orera no IITOKORO de
shitomete baby sonomama soshiki wa dare no MONO?
Yeah! mohan kaitou “sore wa orera” ASSASSIINO!

(Everybody)
HO! iku zo! kono ude kono kokoro de
sore zecchou! orera no IITOKORO de
shitomete baby sonomama soshiki wa dare no MONO?
Yeah! mohan kaitou “sore wa orera” ASSASSIINO!

original lyrics

24th August 2009

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PAD先進国紅魔館





I DO PRODUCTIVE THINGS WITH MY TIME YESIREE

PAPAPAPAPAD chou? joudan ja arimasen wa (PAD nandeshou?) (meido chou tte, PAD nandatte zawazawa)
koraa! koraa! anata tachi SABOranai (jaa misete yo)
shitsurei desu wa ne DAME desu ka (maa, sou iuwazu ni)
yamete kudasai chotto (hoore, hoore)
hazukashii desu chika・zu・ka・na・i・de ♥

Koumakan ni shinnyuuka houkyou PAD ga dai BOOMU
REMI-chan soubi FURAN-chan soubi
are, Sakuya wa?

ahhahahahaha hahahhaha
dare ga sonna keihaku na monowo minnasan okosama ne

huwaa ♥
minna ni kakukete kossori hissori PAD o soubi
huwaa ♥
kocchi no hou ga shikkuri pittari shiteru wa ne

hazukashii deshou → huwaa ♥
BAKABAKAshii → huwaa ♥
babababba bakabaka (kiniirutteru mitai ne)
be, betsu ni…

* REPEAT AD NAUSEUM

original lyrics

23rd August 2009

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ばか⑨すた





RAKKII de SAASEN www
sorya BAKA tte koto ka!? ⑨ [kyuu]?!
FURAN, Chen made zenbu atai ttara saikyou ne
koorashichau?
yacchacchau?
sonto kyacchyu KORUDO da
⑨ [marukyuu]!! (kyu) ⑨ [marukyuu]!! (kyu)
atama ga PAAFEKUTO- PAAFEKUTO FURIIZU

nanka samuu nanka nemuu
AISHIKURU kakekko da hidan da dandan
HEIRUSUTOOMU koorasu to soumatou
iikagen ni atai!!
yattekita imouto asubu kana datte iwayuru futsuu no kyuuketsuki
saikyou wa atai dake
komagire CHAASHUU mashi mashi da-da-da

ranran Gensoukyou Let’s get! SUPERUKAADO
GO!GO! Koumakan
You’ve got! SUKAARETTO
hai!
jougakusei
hentai Kourin sa
koorashite warimashita
douzen mubou hatsudou de SUPERU kana-?

tensai wa tsuyoi tensai tte saikyou da
nou aru tsume wa taka o ru-ru-ru-ru-ru…… kakugen
muzukashii koto mo wakaranakunakunakunai
honto ni kotonikaku saikyou wa kono atai!

koori in the seirei
sorya BAKA tte shousha da Yeah!
koorashite (Yes!) harikitte (Yes!)
nou PAAFEKUTO- PAAFEKUTO FURIIZU

original lyrics (with some stupid kanji burps that were hella annoying but i can’t remember where else i got lyrics)

12th August 2009

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バスト占いのうた

spoilers its about boobs




Teacher: A cup, B cup, C cup, D cup,
E cup, F cup, G cup, H cup
hachigumi no BASUTO o erabu to shitara
KIMI nara dore ga suki?

Student: F

Teacher: F cup suki wa jibun ni sunao omotta koto o kakusenai demo
risou to genjitsu daibu chigau kara yume kara samenasai

Student: jaa, E

Teacher: E cup suki wa sukoshi orikousan F cup suki yori sukoshi wa orikou
soredemo madamada yumemi gachi dakara otona ni naranasai

Student: jaa, D

Teacher: D cup suki wa daibu orikou F cup suki yori ikuraka COOL
sokomade genjitsu wakatta irunara mouhitoganbari desu

Student: jaa, C

Teacher: C cup suki wa seikai ni chikai mottomo kagarinai ni seikai ni chikai
demo C ni mitanai jousei mo ooi node yudan wa kinmotsu desu

Teacher: OPPAI CHOISU no SENSU de sonogo no jinsei wa
ookiku sayuu saremasu marude sayuu no OPPAI no youni

Student: B

Teacher: B cup suki wa chuutohanpa konomi toshitewa chuutohanpa
“nakutemoii kedo chotto wa atta houga…” sonna no bimyou sugi~

Student: A

Teacher: A cup suki wa hikutsu sugimasu jibun ni jishin ga nai shouko desu
OPPAI wa keshite kowaku nai yuuki o motte kudasai

Student: jaa…

Teacher: G cup suki to H cup suki wa dekake ryaiitte mon janai koto o
kimo ni meijite oite kudasai josei no teki desu yo!

Teacher: iron no OPPAI mite kita keredo saigo ni watashi ga iitai koto wa
onna no hito o mune de handan suru no wa yokunai koto desu yo!

Teacher & Student: lalalala…

original lyrics

10th August 2009

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デフォルト吸血鬼うりぃ





WRYWRY URI uri uri muda muda muda RASSHU
WRYWRY URI uri uri muda muda MUDA na koto yo

WRYWRY URI uri uri muda muda muda RASSHU
WRYWRY URI uri uri muda muda MUDA na koto yo

kihontekini wa 24 (nijuuyo) jikan ezuketa buka ga katsudou shiteru
yakata no naka o nozokaretara taihosareru ikioi

mitame dake (WRY!) kiiroi ishou
toke konde misemasu seken-sama ni
jittai wa (WRY!) fushi- fushi- fujimi
nikkou ateru to yabai ssu

tomodachi ni narou osoreru koto nai kara
yakata no nakama to yoru wa nareai

yappari fudan wa futsuu no
kyuuketsu- kyuuketsu- kyuuketsuki da mon ne
choppiri kabutta ishi kamen
muteki muteki muteki APIIRU jan ja ka

1 (ichi) byou 2 (ni) byou DEFORUTO kyuuketsuki
3 (san) byou 4 (yon) byou ORA ORA suru na yo!

WRYWRY URI uri uri muda muda muda RASSHU
WRYWRY URI uri uri muda muda MUDA na koto yo

sekkyokuteki da ze BARINA AISU kubi otoshite mo DIO no tameni
jibun no ikichi o sasageyo houbi ni BURUMA yaru kara

ganbatta (WRY!) sekai seifuku
tomerareru jikan wa kagirareteru
JOSEFU no chi (WRY!) naji- naji- najimu
JOOSUTAA ke dakara atarimae

HAATO no kazari o tsukechatta mo ii ka na
nakama no bun mo naishou de kaou

sappari wakaran Joutarou
onaji- onaji TAIPU no SUTANDO ga
sukoshi no toki o tomerareru
kitto kitto kitto ACCHI no onnaji

5 (go) byou 6 (roku) byou DIO no WARUDO ni
7 (nana) byou 8 (hachi) byou nyuumon suru na yo!

kore ga DIO no ikirumichi dakara
shoujin choujin nigemichi (HAItte yatsu da!)
katei ya houhou doudemoii
dakedo honto wa SAN niwa yowai DIO BURANDO

futtonda ROODOROORAA
gatten da TANKUROORII da
hamon ja SUTANDO wa yaburenai
hamon dewa DIO wa taose wa janai!

yappari fudan wa futsuu no
kyuuketsu- kyuuketsu- kyuuketsuki da mon ne
choppiri kabutta ishi kamen
muteki muteki muteki APIIRU jan ja ka

9 (kyuu) byou… 10 (juu) byou!? karada ga dou kan!?
muda da! muda da!! nikkou ateruna yo!

WRYWRY URI uri uri muda muda muda RASSHU
WRYWRY URI uri uri muda muda MUDA na koto yo

assari maketeru DIO da WRY


original lyrics

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